|Original Upload date||September 21, 2009|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Hey beardlovers. [rolls backward a little/singing rug to reveal a lot of stuff on floor behind him] I'm currently storing some of my band's equipment in my apartment so there's a lot of clutter. [rolls back towards camera/singing rug] But the benefit to having a lot of clutter is that you don't have to try. [Craig reads a book next to the clutter.] Book done. [Closes book.] Woo! [tosses book into the pile of clutter. Gets up out of chair, knocks chair over into pile of clutter. Comes out of the kitchen drinking from a cup. Tosses cup into the clutter.] Whew. [takes something out of his pocket] What am I gonna do with this extra change? [tosses it into pile of clutter] Playing with swords! [Craig swings a sword around.] I should have been a ninja. [Throws sword onto the clutter.] That's where I put my lettuce. [leans down and picks up a head of lettuce from the clutter] And my beer. [picks up a beer too] I love breakfast! [Sits on his bed brushing his teeth] Yeah. *ding* you, tooth decay! [tosses toothbrush and tube of toothpaste onto the clutter] [Sits down on bed again as a baby begins to cry. Craig looks around, confused.]
So yeah, it makes things pretty easy. And if I get sick of the clutter, all I have to do is this. [Turns off a lamp. Zooms in camera so he's in closeup and clutter isn't visible.] God of the frame.
So the Emmys were on last night. And my favorite show was snubbed once again. 4. Ever seen it? Each season is four minutes long. Each episode is 10 seconds. Hey, the third one just came out.
[Side by side images of Tim Power and an egg frying.]
[Tim Power on phone:] Eh, it'll do. [hangs up. puts glasses on. someone holds a gun to Tim Power] Oh crap. Is there a gun pointed at my head? [A third image, from the point of view of gunman, shows barrel of gun and back of Tim Power's head] This would be a good time for a cliffhanger right about now. [turns to look at camera as dramatic music plays] [Title "4" appears on screen.]
Confused? I highlight the first two episodes in previous Wheezy Waiter videos. Links in the doobly-doo.
Who is holding that gun? I like that episode. Mystery. Danger. Eggs.
No Emmys? I guess in Hollywood it's more about your body of work and not so much what you're currently working on. Josh Whiteman, the creator of 4, had two previous shows that weren't well-received. His first show called Stranded is about a group of people whose lives were unknowingly connected and they find themselves stranded on a broken escalator. And then there was Emmys *ding* You: The Musical.
Well, it's about that time. I gotta go to work. [gets up, takes off jacket, throws it onto the clutter as he leaves the room, turns, comes back to camera] I should clean up my apartment a little bit. [zooms in camera so clutter isn't visible] There we go. [Baby starts crying again as Craig walks out of room.] Whose baby is that?
[Winker:] Here's a wink for ya. [winks (ding)]
[Another winker winks many times (many dings)]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
[outtakes:] Links in the doobly-doo [Craig is pointing in the wrong direction. He thinks for a minute and then points in the other direction.]
Clutter 101 on YouTube