Central Park Slap

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"Central Park Slap"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 175
Original Upload date July 9, 2009
Running time 0:01:35
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by Lamarr (wilsontech1)
Great People
Guests: Todd (Toddly00)
Lamarr (wilsontech1)
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[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Title on screen: Central Park, New York]
[Todd walks briskly down a path in Central Park] [Craig and Ty stroll through Central Park]
[Ty:] Hey, did Todd ever slap you?
[Craig:] What?
[Todd walks, swings around a lamp post and keeps walking]
[Ty:] You know, cause you lost that competition, that beard-growing competition?
[Craig:] Beard-growing?
[Ty:] Yeah, you remember, you grew that beard for two weeks.
[Todd half-runs to the top of a rock, jumps off, clicking his heels, keeps going.]
[Craig:] Beard-growing competition?
[Ty:] Yeah.
[Craig:] Why would he slap me?
[Ty:] Because you lost the bet.
[Lamarr walks through grass. Todd shoves him and keeps walking.]
[Lamarr:] What the... ?
[Craig:] I don't know what you're talking about.
[Todd dances up some steps. He runs up to Craig and Ty, who stop in their tracks. Todd slaps Craig and then runs off.]
[Craig:] Ah! [rubs cheek] What? Oh yeah, THAT beard competition. Ow, it really hurts. [rubs cheek, sighs] Man, I forgot about that. [walks off as we can still Todd running away in the background]
[Lamarr lying on a futon in a snuggie with a remote control:] Oh hey! I didn't see you there. [winks (ding)]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
[Todd runs up to Craig and Ty, who stop walking. After a pause, Craig says:] I was on the other side.
[Todd:] Yeah. [They laugh as they turn go to back to their original positions.]
[Todd and Craig face each other. Todd slaps Craig.]
[Craig:] That was pretty hard, but you can go even harder than that.
[Todd:] I don't... I don't think I want...
[Craig:] I got padding right here. [rubs his beard] It's okay.
[Todd slaps Craig and runs away.]
[Craig and Ty walking in Central Park. Craig:] I don't know what you're talking about. No idea. [They walk past the camera]
[Ty:] Hey! A squirrel!

Recurring elements

beard-growing competition, wink, outtakes


This video is the resolution of the beard-growing competition that Craig and Todd had in early 2009.

External links

Central Park Slap on YouTube