Cast Awaiter: Swim: Go left

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Go that way? Okay. There's a whirlpool. It might be a dumb decision. [starts swimming in that direction]
Alright, here I go. [swimming up to where the whirlpool is] Directly into a whirlpool. Oh... oh... here I go! [Craig cries out as he goes around and around in the currents of the whirlpool] Whoaaaaa! Weee! Yay! Haha! Whoaaa! [Craig gets sucked right into the center of the whirlpool and disappears.] Ohhh I have a [???] feeling about this.
[He emerges from the whale tank in his apartment, crying out as he gets out of the whale tank.]
You helped me get home. [On the bookshelf behind him, the coffee shop continues teleporting.] Now what do I do? Do I put the teleportation sign back up? Or do I destroy the coffee mug? [Two clickable annotations appear onscreen: Destroy mug. Put up sign.] Which one?
If you don't choose one, I'm just gonna assume that means destroy the coffee mug. So which one?
Fine. [The annotations disappear.] I'll destroy the coffee mug.
[As Craig stands by the bookshelf, the coffee mug teleports even faster. Craig grabs it.] Got it! Destroy! [He goes to throw it on the ground. Before he can, it teleports him to the island.]
Wow! What a nice completely unpopulated island. I think I'll stay here for a while. [The cup teleports away, leaving Craig.] Uhhh....
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
How long have I been here? The length of a Wheezy Waiter intro? Three seconds and two frames? 24 frames a second... That's... 3 and 1/12 seconds. What should I do?
[Eight clickable annotations appear on screen. Call for help. Swim. Build a boat. Look for food. Do a whale call. Take a nap. Sing a song from the 'Beaches' soundtrack. Send a message in a bottle.]
Please choose one.
I don't have much longer. I'm gonna starve to death soon. And I haven't had coffee! Oh god! No coffee!
Did you choose yet? Choose one!
I'm just gonna take a quick nap. [Puts his head down.] On a nice cozy rock. [Craig snores loudly]
[Dun dun dun music.] [Text on screen: Craig dreamt that he was at a Motley Crew concert and sleep headbanged into the boulder. He really knows how to 'rock'. bwahahaha. But seriously, he's dead. Game over.] [A clickable annotation appears below the text: Click here to try again.]

Continue here

If you choose "Destroy mug," it just skips the waiting to choose between the options but it's still the same video.
The "try again" annotation leads back to Cast Awaiter.

Recurring elements

interactive video, whale tank, giant teleporting bearded coffee mug