Go that way? Okay. There's a whirlpool. It might be a dumb decision. [starts swimming in that direction]
Alright, here I go. [swimming up to where the whirlpool is] Directly into a whirlpool. Oh... oh... here I go! [Craig cries out as he goes around and around in the currents of the whirlpool] Whoaaaaa! Weee! Yay! Haha! Whoaaa! [Craig gets sucked right into the center of the whirlpool and disappears.] Ohhh I have a [???] feeling about this.
[He emerges from the whale tank in his apartment, crying out as he gets out of the whale tank.]
You helped me get home. [On the bookshelf behind him, the coffee shop continues teleporting.] Now what do I do? Do I put the teleportation sign back up? Or do I destroy the coffee mug? [Two clickable annotations appear onscreen: Destroy mug. Put up sign.] Which one?
If you don't choose one, I'm just gonna assume that means destroy the coffee mug. So which one?
Fine. [The annotations disappear.] I'll destroy the coffee mug.
[As Craig stands by the bookshelf, the coffee mug teleports even faster. Craig grabs it.] Got it! Destroy! [He goes to throw it on the ground. Before he can, it teleports him to the island.]
Wow! What a nice completely unpopulated island. I think I'll stay here for a while. [The cup teleports away, leaving Craig.] Uhhh....
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
How long have I been here? The length of a Wheezy Waiter intro? Three seconds and two frames? 24 frames a second... That's... 3 and 1/12 seconds. What should I do?
[Eight clickable annotations appear on screen. Call for help. Swim. Build a boat. Look for food. Do a whale call. Take a nap. Sing a song from the 'Beaches' soundtrack. Send a message in a bottle.]
Please choose one.
I don't have much longer. I'm gonna starve to death soon. And I haven't had coffee! Oh god! No coffee!
Did you choose yet? Choose one!
I'm just gonna take a quick nap. [Puts his head down.] On a nice cozy rock. [Craig snores loudly]
[Dun dun dun music.] [Text on screen: Craig dreamt that he was at a Motley Crew concert and sleep headbanged into the boulder. He really knows how to 'rock'. bwahahaha. But seriously, he's dead. Game over.] [A clickable annotation appears below the text: Click here to try again.]
If you choose "Destroy mug," it just skips the waiting to choose between the options but it's still the same video.
The "try again" annotation leads back to Cast Awaiter.