Cast Awaiter

From Wheezy Wiki
Jump to: navigation, search
"Cast Awaiter"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 555
Original Upload date September 13, 2011
Running time 0:01:23
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Wink submitted by
Great People
Camera work by Matt Weber
Episode chronology
← Previous
"The Clone Family"
Next →
"Special Edition"



[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. So today I want... [in the background, the "No Teleporting" sign falls off wall.] Oh no! The 'No Teleporting' sign fell down. [The giant bearded coffee mug begins teleporting around Craig's bookshelf, making a buzzing sound as it teleports.]
Augh! Giant teleporting coffee mug again?! [Gets up and goes over to the bookshelf. The coffee mugs teleports even more rapidly after Craig approaches. Craig grabs it.] Got it! Hahaha!
[The mug starts teleporting him around. He gets teleported around his apartment a bit. Then out in the street below. Then back in his apartment a couple of times. Suddenly wearing a different shirt.] Different shirt? [Teleports again. Cries out as he falls over. Gets teleported onto an island. We can hear water and seagulls.]
Wow, what a nice completely unpopulated island. I think I'll stay here for a while. [puts down the mug, which teleports quickly away, leaving Craig on the island. Craig looks around.] Uhhh....
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
How long have I been here? The length of a Wheezy Waiter intro? Three seconds and two frames? 24 frames a second... That's... 3 and 1/12 seconds. What should I do?
[Eight clickable annotations appear on screen. Call for help. Swim. Build a boat. Look for food. Do a whale call. Take a nap. Sing a song from the 'Beaches' soundtrack. Send a message in a bottle.]
Please choose one.
I don't have much longer. I'm gonna starve to death soon. And I haven't had coffee! Oh god! No coffee!
Did you choose yet? Choose one!
I'm just gonna take a quick nap. [Puts his head down.] On a nice cozy rock. [Craig snores loudly]
[Dun dun dun music.] [Text on screen: A giant ship filled with money and girls in bikinis landed ashore. They were looking for a new captain. He needed only a beard. Craig remained asleep until they left. Later, he starved to death. Game over.] [A clickable annotation appears below the text: Click here to try again.]

Continue here

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, giant teleporting bearded coffee mug, interactive video

Related videos

Making of Cast Awaiter

External links

Cast Awaiter on YouTube
Making of 'Cast Awaiter' on