[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. So today I want... [in the background, the "No Teleporting" sign falls off wall.] Oh no! The 'No Teleporting' sign fell down. [The giant bearded coffee mug begins teleporting around Craig's bookshelf, making a buzzing sound as it teleports.]
Augh! Giant teleporting coffee mug again?! [Gets up and goes over to the bookshelf. The coffee mugs teleports even more rapidly after Craig approaches. Craig grabs it.] Got it! Hahaha!
[The mug starts teleporting him around. He gets teleported around his apartment a bit. Then out in the street below. Then back in his apartment a couple of times. Suddenly wearing a different shirt.] Different shirt? [Teleports again. Cries out as he falls over. Gets teleported onto an island. We can hear water and seagulls.]
Wow, what a nice completely unpopulated island. I think I'll stay here for a while. [puts down the mug, which teleports quickly away, leaving Craig on the island. Craig looks around.] Uhhh....
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
How long have I been here? The length of a Wheezy Waiter intro? Three seconds and two frames? 24 frames a second... That's... 3 and 1/12 seconds. What should I do?
[Eight clickable annotations appear on screen. Call for help. Swim. Build a boat. Look for food. Do a whale call. Take a nap. Sing a song from the 'Beaches' soundtrack. Send a message in a bottle.]
Please choose one.
I don't have much longer. I'm gonna starve to death soon. And I haven't had coffee! Oh god! No coffee!
Did you choose yet? Choose one!
I'm just gonna take a quick nap. [Puts his head down.] On a nice cozy rock. [Craig snores loudly]
[Dun dun dun music.] [Text on screen: A giant ship filled with money and girls in bikinis landed ashore. They were looking for a new captain. He needed only a beard. Craig remained asleep until they left. Later, he starved to death. Game over.] [A clickable annotation appears below the text: Click here to try again.]
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