Cap'n crunch time

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"cap'n crunch time"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 27
2007
Original Upload date July 10, 2007
Running time 0:00:54
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Transcript

Hey good late night, good tippers.
Please come to my restaurant. That way I can make money off of your money.
My restaurant is called [music] and it's located at [Wheezy's Since You've Been Gone cover] in Chicago.
You know, the funny thing about abandoning your obligations for your dreams is that it's impossible. Which is why I worked a double shift today.
Lunch shift. Woop! Dinner shift. Woop woop!
[rapping:] I don't eat brunch unless it's Captain Crunch. Punch!
When I wake up in the morning before my double, I feel like this.
[Happy picture of Wheezy and song: Friendship is like berries in the springtime.]
And then about 12 hours later, after my double, I feel like this. Yeah. This.
Kids, stay out of school. Start working in a restaurant so you'll have seniority by the time the college graduates get there.
[wink (ding)]
Oh yeah, and it's July 10th. Well, I guess it's past midnight so it's July 11th.

Recurring elements

music replaces the restaurant's name, song, wink

External links

cap'n crunch time on YouTube