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WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 87
Original Upload date January 1, 2009
Running time 0:01:17
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro outro
Wink submitted by Gordon Edward
Featured Clones
Episode chronology
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[Wheezy Waiter beard intro with 'Wheezy Waiter clip' song]
Happy New Years Day.
So another thing I'm going to try to do is post every day or almost every day. Sometimes those might be text posts.
Text posts?
Yeah, deal with it.
Because if there's one thing I discovered it's that people love new content.
[Craig sits side by side with a clone who is holding a cup.]
[Craig:] Hey, what are you drinking there?
[Clone:] New content.
[Craig:] Oh, I love new content! Gimme it!
[Clone:] Back the *ding* off!
[Craig:] Gimme it!
[Clone:] No!
[Craig:] Gimme it!
[Clone:] No!
[Craig:] Gimme it!
[Clone:] No!
See? Even I do.
And so do I. [sips from a cup] Mmm, tangy.
So that the new year is over, I have this problem. What do people do with their old calendars? I got this Star Wars calendar here and now i don't need it anymore. Should I just keep it for sentimental reasons?
September 29th 2008. Doctors appointment.
Maybe I could tear out all the pages and staple them together and have a nice blanket or something.
[Craig pretends to sleep under a calendar blanket]
That's a good way to go green.
What do you guys do with your old calendars?
So that's it. Short and sweet.
For some help with my future breakfast-eating project ... uh... what do you guys eat for breakfast? What do you think I should eat for breakfast? Thanks. Wink us out, Gordon Edward.
[Gordon Edward:] You want a wink? Well, here's a wink. [wink (ding)] and here's another wink [wink (ding)] and... and other wink [wink (ding)] and I'm gonna switch it up now... here's a wink [winks with the other eye (ding)] and here's a wink [wink (ding) wink (ding) wink (ding) wink (ding) wink (ding)] wink wink and here's the magical double wink [blinks (ding)].
[Title on screen: your eyelids can ding too!]
[Title: send me some winks.]
[Title: contact info and other wonderful things at:]

Recurring elements

clone, *ding*, wink

External links

Calendars on YouTube