Butter Udder

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"Butter Udder"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 216
2009
Original Upload date December 1, 2009
Running time 0:02:45
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro Sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by knitting4u
nedy17
Trevor
Great People
Guests: Morgan (flawedartist)
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Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Craig is in the car, in the passenger seat]
Hello beardlovers.
I'm in Southern California right now. Or as they call it, Socal or Thernia,
My sister has changed into not my sister. [Moves camera to see Morgan driving. She waves.]
My sister and i were riding a trolley in San Francisco, eating our Rice-a-Roni, and she fell in love with a trolley driver, got her license, and now they both drive a trolley together and they're in love. It's beautiful. Or maybe I left her off at a friend's house.
And this is Morgan [moves camera to show us Morgan driving again] aka flawedartist. She has a YouTube channel on which she cooks weird and awesome things. Link in the doobly-doo.
She makes weird and awesome things like beer pancakes. And butter. I didn't know you made butter. I thought it came from that one udder on the cow. The butter udder. Or maybe it came from the cow butt. I don't want to go into that. That was a bad choice of words.
I had another great view from the hotel this morning. [opens curtains and gasps] [view of a fenced hot tub] A hot tub behind a fence. The fence makes me want the hot tub more. Also, the Fiesta and I had to prepare for one last roadtrip. Be warned. It's emotional.
[Craig walks up to the Fiesta in a parking lot.]
This is it. Let's just have a moment of silence, alright? Let's just not speak. Don't... no no... don't speak. Just a moment of silence. No talking. Just get lost in our thoughts. Ba ba ba ba ba... no talking. I like... I like... you know, I like having some time to think, not have to worry about, you know, talking, what other people are saying... Just silence. Moment of silence. Just have some time... to think. Whatcha thinking about? No, don't tell me. Sshhhh! [rubs hood of Fiesta]
Alright Morgan, let's dance to MGMT. [starts dancing]
[Morgan:] Okay!
[Voiceover:] Due to copyright, I can't actually use a MGMT song. But this is just as good. [Craig sings over shots of him and Morgan dancing:] Doo doo doodidoodoo doo doo doodidoodoo I'm feeling rough, I'm feeling wro... blahdiddy boe.... [During dancing, Craig attempts to get out of his seat, hitting his head on the roof of the car]
I was gonna stand up with my shirt off, but not a convertible...
One more thing that's completely unrelated to this video. There's a new episode of Platoon of Power Squadron. It's a web series that I'm in and I shoot lightning out of my hands. Link in the doobly-doo.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)] [Viewer-submitted wink (ding)] [Viewer-submitted wink (ding) wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
[outtakes:]
My sister and I were in San Francisco, eating our Rice-a-Roni while riding a trolley and ... uhh... my.. she fell in love with a trolley driver and now they're... [He laughs. Morgan laughs] I'll do it again.
I didn't know you could cook butter. I thought it came from that one udder on the cow. The udder butter. Butter udder. [Morgan laughs]

Recurring elements

beardlovers, Ford Fiesta Movement, doobly-doo, song, Platoon of Power Squadron, wink, outtakes

External links

Butter Udder on YouTube