|"Breakfast 9: Toast and PeaNeutral Milk Hotel Butter"|
|Original Upload date
January 15, 2009|
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[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Good morning. On the menu today is toast and PeaNeutral Milk Hotel butter.
Neutral Milk Hotel is an indie folk band that formed in the 90s in Athens Georgia. They broke up sometime after the release of their critically acclaimed album "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" in 1998.
Peanut butter and toast is a popular breakfast invented by Vikings or China or Calista Flockhart, a two-legged dog? or lesbians. I don't, I don't really know. It was also included in Breakfast number one on wheezywaiter. So why am I eating it again? Well, I got all this peanut butter and bread. I gotta use it somehow.
What does it even matter to you? Get off my case. What is it, copyrighted or something?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just a little bit upset about how I was treated yesterday.
YouTube didn't accept my video because of a song I used so I had to record a cover version of it. It wasn't [makes air quotes] "legal." It was [makes air quotes] "copyright infringement." I partook in [makes air quotes] "unauthorized use of material that is covered by copyright law in a manner that violates the owner's exclusive rights."
I was so upset, I called up my dad and told him. He became audibly upset and he said "Aww fiddlesticks. Those unkindly gentlemen deserve a sideways glare." And I could hear my mom yelling something in the background.
[Craig at window as his hypothetical mother:] Those mother*ding*ers better be lucky I'm on parole.
[laughing] I'm just kidding. My mom's not really on parole and she doesn't swear. That much.
You know what? I say who cares. I'm just gonna play the whole song from Neutral Milk Hotel while I eat breakfast. I'm not gonna cater to your legal whims, YouTube. If everyone has to watch it on a different video networking site, then fine! I'm just gonna go all out cause I got balls.
[Two seconds of the song plays as the bread goes in the toaster, the toast pops up, Wheezy spreads peanut butter, and takes a bite. Then he makes the signal for the music to end.] Yeah. See? Balls.
Neutral Milk Hotel has really short songs. Or something.
Hey Ryan, wink us out.
[title: your eyelids can ding too]
[title: please send winks]
[title: contact info at wheezywaiter.com]
breakfast puns, hypothetical mother, *ding*, wink
Craig refers to Breakfast 1: Black Eyed Peanut Butter and Toast.
Breakfast 9: Toast and PeaNeutral Milk Hotel Butter on YouTube