Breakfast 7: Hall and Oatmeal

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"Breakfast 7: Hall and Oatmeal"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 95
2009
Original Upload date January 13, 2009
Running time 0:01:50
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro wheezywaiter.com outro
Wink submitted by WheezyWaiter
Featured Clones
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Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Good morning. [clears throat]
It was my girlfriend's birthday last night. I apologize if I'm a little uggggggggh.
I dont know about you but when I go out the night before, I like to eat something that doesn't resemble puke in the least. Oatmeal. And I think we need a little Hall and Oatmeal.
The internet's not working. How am I supposed to steal I mean borrow a Hall & Oates song? You see, I steal I mean share wi-fi internet with my neighbors. No worries. I'm sure I can find some Hall & Oates among my eclectic music library. [looking at stacks of CDs] Let's see... Evita, Frida, Guys and Dolls [throws a rock sign], Hall and Boats, Hall and Coats, Hall and Goats, Hall and Moats, Hall and Notes, Hall and Shotes, Hall and Totes. Oh no, I passed O. What's a shote? [blinks slowly]
Not a problem. I'll simply split in two and have my clone play a Hall & Oates song.
[Craig sits on the left eating oatmeal while a clone sits on the right with a guitar]
[Clone, singing:] Are you hauling in the oats? Are you do...
[Craig:] I think that's a Steely Dan song.
[Clone:] What?
[Clone, singing:] Hall and Oates, yeah. Hall and Oates, yeah. Hall and Oates, yeah.
[Craig:] That's Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit."
[Clone:] I got nothing.
[Craig punches the clone.]
Why would my head turn that way? [Footage of punch is played again] Bad acting.
Oh! The computer wasn't on. There we go.
[Craig, wearing a captain's hat, begins lip syncing to Hall & Oates "Private Eyes." He eats oatmeal. He winks.]
[Title: please send more winks]
[wheezywaiter dot com outro]
Thank you to YouTube Reviewed for the very kind words. I'll put a link in the describey. I kinda like you too. No, no, you, not the band. I'm gonna go now.

Recurring elements

breakfast puns, clone, wink, describey

Firsts

This is the first video in which Craig calls the description box on YouTube the describey.

External links

Breakfast 7: Hall and Oatmeal on YouTube