Breakfast 6: Smart Start My Heart

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"Breakfast 6: Smart Start My Heart"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 94
2009
Original Upload date January 12, 2009
Running time 0:01:52
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro wheezywaiter.com outro
Wink submitted by WheezyWaiter
Featured Clones
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Transcript

[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Hey, how do you feel about Mondays? I guarantee you don't feel as bad as Brenda Ann Spencer who at 16 shot into a crowd of children at an elementary school killing a principal and head custodian. The reason that she gave the police? I don't like Mondays. [sighs] Fun.
Thank you for all of your comments, breakfast suggestions, and puns. Keep em coming. I really appreciate all the support.
A very astute man by the name of Brian has made a good suggestion. [shows his comment] More punching! [Craig and a clone sit by side. The clone punches Craig.]
[Craig:] Ow! Ow. Why'd you do that?
[Clone:] I don't like Mondays.
[holds up a Smart Start box of cereal] The term cereal is derived from the word Ceres, the pre-Roman goddess of harvest and agriculture. A motley crew is a roughly organized assembly of characters. But it is now synonymous with pure rock and roll. [picture of Motley Crue with their music in the background] Smart start my heart.
[Craig dressed in a blonde wig, headband, hat, and gloves rocks out on his guitar as Motley Crue's song "Kickstart My Heart" plays. Craig bites the cereal bag open, pours cereal into the bowl, pours cereal over his guitar, sweeps up the spilled cereal throwing a rock sign, plays the guitar some more, pours milk into the bowl, eats a spoonful of cereal, drinks coffee, eats more cereal, winks]
[wheezywaiter dot com outro]
[outtakes:] The term cereal is... The term cereal is derived from the word Ceres [looks off screen]... The term cereal is derived from the word Ceres the pre-Roman goddess of agriculture... The term cereal is derived from the word Ceres, the pre-Roman goddess of culture and... *ding*

Recurring elements

comments, clone, breakfast puns, wink, outtakes, *ding*

External links

Breakfast 6: Smart Start My Heart on YouTube