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WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 124
Original Upload date February 17, 2009
Running time 0:01:38
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by CaptainWilhelm
Episode chronology
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[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Morning beardlovers.
[begins playing song on guitar]
[Empty bowl] [Craig playing song] [Empty bowl] [Kitchen table with bowl and a bottle of milk]
Whoaaa here he comes [Craig tiptoes up to the kitchen table holding a box of cereal]
Watch out bowl he'll fill you up [shot of empty bowl and cereal begins to be poured into it]
Whoaaa here he comes. He's a braneater. [box of All-Bran]
Whoaaa here he comes. [Craig pours milk into the bowl.]
Watch out bran, he'll chew you up. [Craig eating cereal.]
Whoaaa here he comes. He's a braneater. [Shots of Craig eating cereal. Craig playing guitar and singing.]
I wouldn't if I were you. [Craig looks at the camera, not raising the already-filled spoon to his mouth]
I know what bran can do. [Looks down at the spoon and cereal, drops the spoon.]
It's deadly, man. It'll rip your world apart. [Craig touches his stomach]
Mind over matter [Craig begins rubbing his stomach, looks concerned.]
There's beauty there but the beast is in its heart. [Suddenly Craig looks very concerned. He gets up quickly and bolts from the table.]
Whoaaa here he comes. [shot of Craig singing]
Watch out bowl. He'll fill you up again. [More cereal being poured into bowl]
Whoaaa here he comes. He's a braneater.
Whoaaa here he comes. [Craig eating more cereal.]
Watch out, bran, he'll chew you up again.
Whoaaa here he comes. He's a braneater. [Craig chews the cereal, looks concerned again, bolts from the table again]
Captain Wilhelm, you know what to do.
[Captain Wilhelm:] Oh hi. I'm guessing you want me to, uh, [winks (ding)] Alright!
[ outro]

Recurring elements

beardlovers, breakfast puns, song, wink

External links

Braneater on YouTube