|Original Upload date||September 25, 2009|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[slides to camera/singing rug]
Blaaaaah. Hey beardlovers. Do you know I get up three hours before I have to go to work to do these videos? And I do it. For you. And for fame and glory. And to help the world. Do you know that there are people starving in Bangladesh? You should probably do something about that. World helped! I'm like the Bono of video bloggers.
Did you know that Bono is not Bono's real name? And it's an alteration of the Latin phrase Bonavox, which means 'good voice'? I admire that man's confidence in himself.
i could... I should change my name to Bono Camera... no, I'm not a camera. Bono Video...? Bono... Bono Content Creator? Yeah.
You know who helps the world in a lot better ways than me? It's this guy Shawn who has this YouTube channel UnculturedProject. I'll put a link in the doobly-doo. You should probably subscribe. You know who's gonna get to meet him? [points to himself] Bono Content Creator. Yes, I'm gonna get to meet him in San Francisco when my band goes to play there. Yes, I'm a singer in a band. I'm like the Bono of rock music.
In case you're a newb, we're called Driftless Pony Club, and we're touring out west for the first two weeks in October. You should come see us if you live near Omaha, Colorado Springs, Boulder, Las Vegas, San Diego, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Spokane...
Spoke and what?
It's called Spokane! And Minneapolis.
What about Tucson?
Oh, I ALWAYS forget Tucson!
You're like the Bono of forgetting.
You're like the Bono of *ding* off! [looks at camera] So you... you should come.
Links about my band and the tour in the doobly-doo. Also remember to subscribe to the Uncultured Project. Now let's have a wink.
[Winker slaps slap bracelet and winks (ding)]
Wowwwwww! Slap bracelet! That was fun. Let's have another wink.
[Craig's voiceover over winker who's doing a lot of hand movements before his wink:] Whoa. You're like the Bono of crazy hand designs. [Winker winks (ding)]
Oh *shirt* it's Free Bagel Friday.
[Craig's boss stands near the bagels, takes a bite of a bagel. Craig walks up.]
[Craig:] What are you doing?
[Craig's boss:] I'm having a nice bagel and cream cheese.
[Craig:] How can you eat that knowing people are starving in the world? [Craig punches his boss, who flies backwards. Craig picks up bagel.] I'm going to mail this to Bangladesh. Wait... does this have sesame seeds on it? Mmm. [picks up another bagel] I'm gonna mail this plain one to Bangladesh. You should think about being a better person. [turns and leaves]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
[outtakes:] In case you're a newb, we're called Driftless Pony Club and we're going out tour...
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