Beards on the Run 6 - The Letter

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"Beards on the Run 6 - The Letter"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 479
Original Upload date March 15, 2011
Running time 0:03:21
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro video game outro
Wink submitted by soxfan3030
Great People
Guests: Ian Purvis
Matt Weber
Sam Grant
Jeff Samuels
audience in Columbus
Shannon Antilles (Shantilles)
Corey Vidal
Episode chronology
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[Driver guy, driving:] Hey guys! [Craig wakes from sleeping in the backseat, Jeff is behind him. Matt is eating a sandwich in the front passenger seat.] Check it out!! [The driver guy jerks in his seat. The van does a backflip, landing back on the road. The driver guy looks pleased, gives a thumbs-up. Matt is just staring at him, frozen. Craig is looking at him, horrified. Jeff begins to puke.]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Hey beardlovers. Welcome to the si...
[Matt peeks out from behind the passenger seat, facing Craig.]
What are you... what are you looking at?
[Matt:] Just watching.
Okay. Welcome to the sixth tour video.
[speech impediment guy:] Wheoh you twavelling to cuwwentwee Wheezy Waitow?
Currently we're between...
[Matt:] I like it when you do that voice!
Currently we're between Pittsburgh and Baltimore. A few nights ago we played in Columbus. [Title on screen: Columbus, OH. Shot of Columbus audience waving and cheering.] I didn't get a good shot of the crowd in Pittsburgh but here are some Canadians.
[Title on screen: Pittsburgh, PA. Corey Vidal, Shannon, and MattG124 are standing together.]
[Craig:] Hey Canadians, thanks for coming to the show.
[They all start talking at once. Then look at each other.]
[Shannon:] Oh.
[Corey:] Oh.
[MattG124:] Oh, sorry.
[Shannon:] Sorry.
[Corey:] Sorry.
[MattG124:] Sorry. No, no, you go first.
[Shannon:] No I'm sorry.
[Corey, to MattG124:] No, go ahead. It's okay.
[Shannon, to MattG124:] You go ahead.
[MattG124:] No, no no. You go first. You were here first.
[Corey:] Sorry. Please. Please. Sorry.
[MattG124:] Ladies first, sorry.
[Shannon:] No, no, I'm sorry.
[MattG124:] I'm sorry.
[back in the van]
[Craig:] We also did a performance for the ra.... [Matt's phone starts ringing]
[Matt] Oh, one second. [Answers phone] Hello? Yeah, he did the voice. Oh I don't know. Hehehehe. Yeah. Haha. Alright, you're good to go, funny man.
[Craig:] We also did a performance for 92.1 WPTS in Pittsburgh [footage of the band playing with title on screen: airs Saturday 9am-11 am] And that's going to air on Saturday.
[Matt:] Did you tell them about the radio show?
[Craig:] Yeah, I told them.
[Matt:] YEAH! [Picks up phone and talks into it again] Yeah, he told them about the radio show. Who is this?!! My number's unlisted. Oh. Alright. Bye, Mom.
[Craig:] And now we're on our way to Baltimore to finally meet up with YouTube sensation Mike Lombardo and play at the Sidebar Tavern tonight. 8 o'clock. Yesterday [title on screen over Craig's mouth: 2 days ago] I forgot to put the 'h' in for Pittsburgh so I added one to Baltimore. [Gestures to title on screen that reads 'Balthimore']
[Matt:] Nerdgasm!
[Craig:] And tomorrow night we're playing in New York, also with Mike Lombardo, at Local 269 in the Lower East Side.
[Matt:] Sellout! [hides behind passenger seat again]
[Title on screen: Later that evening in Baltimore]
[Craig and Matt stand next to a building talking.]
[Craig:] McNulty got really drunk...
[Matt:] Yeah
[Craig:] Right?
[Matt:] Yeah
[Craig:] And he was talking to this waitress... You gotta see the show.
[Matt:] Alright.
[Sam runs up.]
[Sam:] Hey guys.
[Craig:] You're late.
[Matt:] Hey. How are you?
[Sam:] I'm late? I'm sorry.
[Craig:] Why are you running to venues anyway?
[Matt:] Yeah.
[Sam:] I got that... I got the death threat, remember? [takes note out of his pocket]
[Matt:] No.
[Craig, grabbing the note:] Death threat.
[Sam:] Yeah.
[Craig laughs and reads the note.]
[Shot of the note]
[Craig reads it aloud:] Dear Sam, [growling] 5 dollars [growling] Death Theat [growling] Regards, Chewbacca. [Matt:] Who's Chewbacca?
[Sam:] You know...
[Matt:] Oh yeah!
[Ripple effect. Title on screen: Two weeks ago. Matt is typing on his phone.]
[Matt:] Dear Chewbacca, Remember in Tour de Beard when you gave me that five dollars?
[Ripple effect. Title on screen: Two years ago. Matt picks up a bill from the pavement.]
[Matt:] My five dollars. [looks upwards] I'll never forget you... Charlie.
[Ripple effect. Matt is typing on his phone.]
[Matt:] Well, Sam stole it. Can I have another five dollars? As I understand it, you are honor bound to kill him. Thanks.
[Ripple effect. Back to present time.]
[Matt, to Sam:] Chewbacca wants to kill you because you stole my five dollars.
[Sam:] I didn't steal your five dollars.
[Matt:] I know! That's what makes it so weird. Hey, man, I didn't know he'd be honor bound to kill you. I don't know Wookiee culture. I'm from Minnesota. Not Kashyyyk. [Sam shakes his head and walks away]
[Matt, to Craig:] Hey, can I, uh, borrow five dollars, buddy? [Craig walks away] Hey man!
[Jeff, banging on the steering column:] Bang bang bang the ignition, that last scene had too much exposition.
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro graphic can be seen as winker plays the outro theme on her accordion. Winks (accordion note)]
And now we're in a tunnel. [Films moving through the tunnel.] Stay on target!
[Someone else in the van:] I was gonna say that. [Laughter]

Recurring elements

Driftless Pony Club (DPC), tour video, beardlovers, Speech impediment guy, Chewbacca, wink

Related videos

The clip of Matt getting the five dollars back from Chewbacca comes from Tour de Beard 14: The End.

External links

Beards on the Run 6 - The Letter on YouTube