Beards on the Run 3 - A New Friend

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"Beards on the Run 3 - A New Friend"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 476
Original Upload date March 7, 2011
Running time 0:02:50
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro video game outro
Wink submitted by Isambard Dexter
Great People
Guests: Matt Weber
Sam Grant
Jeff Samuels
Ian Purvis
Featured Clones
Episode chronology
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[Title on screen: Springfield, MO. Video opens with Driftless Pony Club, minus Sam (and with Jeff drumming instead of Nate). Craig starts singing "When We Live in Houses and Eat on Merry-go-rounds." Shot of Sam running. Shot of band. Shot of Sam running up some weird walkway. Shot of band.]
[Sam, running:] Friends don't write letters saying they're going to kill friends. Unless the circumstances are very extenuating. Why does it have to be so extenuating?
[Shot of band. Shot of Sam running up steps.]
[Sam:] Why am I running up stairs?
[Shot of band. Shot of Sam hiding behind a tree and dashing out from behind the tree.]
[Sam:] Circus move!!
[Sam does a somersault and keeps running. Shot of band. Sam runs in, picks up his bass, and starts to play along.]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Title on screen: Springfield, MO. Last Night] [Jeff is lying on the floor, banging his drum stick against the wall.]
[Jeff:] Bang bang bang on the door. The band's on the bed, and I'm on the floor.
[Camera pans to bed where Craig appears to be sleeping on top of sleeping Matt and Sam.]
[Title on screen: Morning]
So I want to thank Donny for setting up our show last night. [shot of Donny]
Tonight we're playing in Lee's Summit, Missouri at Jerry's Bait Shop and tomorrow we're playing at The Aardvark in Forth Worth, Texas. But the best thing about it is that I get to see you there! [points at camera] [Camera pans to reveal that he's pointing to himself in the mirror] How you doing? You're looking good today. Can I borrow five dollars, please? Oh, sure thing. [Craig takes some money out of his pocket and hands it to his reflection, hitting the mirror. Looks confused.]
[Matt, at van:] Pack this stuff. [picks up sleeping mat] Gotta reorganize. [picks up pillow to reveal a Craig clone lying on the seat under it.]
[Clone:] Oh hi Matt.
[Matt looks from the clone to the parking lot, where Craig is standing over the driver guy, who is lying on the ground.]
[Craig, kicking the driver guy:] Hey, gotta wake up. We gotta go. We gotta go.
[Driver guy:] What?
[Craig:] We gotta go.
[Matt:] We're gonna need a bigger van.
[Craig walks up:] What'd you say?
[Matt:] Uh, there's another you here.
[Craig:] That's not me. That's a clone.
[Matt:] Well, we can't have a clone. There's not enough food for a clone.
[Craig:] I'm gonna have to find an alligator pit.
[Clone:] What are you guys talking about?
[Matt:] An alligator pit? Where are we gonna find an alligator pit?
[Craig:] I'll worry about it!
[Now in front of a new building]
[Craig, walking towards doors:] Come on, clone. Come on.
[Clone:] What? Where are we going?
[Inside some kind of store. Shot of a huge fish tank, shot of a tank with some turtles.]
[Clone:] Cool! Fishing store! But why are we in a fishing store?
[Craig sighs.]
[Shot of alligator in a big open tank with sides that people can look over.]
[Clone walks up to edge of alligator tank.]
[Clone:] It's just an alligator pit. Why are you...
[Craig pushes the clone.]
[Clone:] Whoaaaaaaa! [Sound of alligator eating]
[Craig turns and walks away quickly.]
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro]
[Craig half-walks/half-runs away from the store. Sam walks out behind him.]
[Sam:] It's the worst bass guitar store ever. [takes off running]
[Camera tilts up to show a logo above the store's name that says "Bass Pro Shops."]

Recurring elements

Driftless Pony Club (DPC), tour video, clone, alligator pit

External links

Beards on the Run 3 - A New Friend on YouTube