Beard Trivia for the gameshow Truth or Fail

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"Beard Trivia for the gameshow Truth or Fail"
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Episode no. Episode 190
2009
Original Upload date September 18, 2009
Running time 0:01:10
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Transcript

[slides in/singing rug]
Hello beardlovers. I'm the Wheezy Waiter. Nice to meet you. Or rather, nice to meet me since I can't actually see you. Welcome to Truth or Fail: Beard Edition, the gameshow in which I give you two facts about beards and it is essential that you select the true one...
[Craig spins in his chair as dollar bills rain down on him:] Hooraaaaaaay! [Audience applause]
Or you fail.
[Craig and a clone sit side by side. The clone punches Craig and smiles. Audience doesn't seem pleased.]
[Craig:] Oww!
You won't technically get money if you succeed but you also won't get punched if you fail. By me anyways.
This doesn't seem right without my usual intro so I'm gonna turn around while that happens.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[still turned away from camera, Craig points at his balding spot before turning back to camera] Hmm. Now you know where I got my face hair from.
Okay, Round 1. First fact: Austrian Hans Steininger is probably the only person in history to have died from tripping over his beard. [An annotated title on screen:: Hans tripped over his beard... and died.]
Or two. Fu Manchus became a common styling of facial hair for wealthy landowners during the late Qing Dynasty. [Annotated title appears on screen: Fu Man Chu's were common in the Qing Dynasty]
[turns toward annotated titles:] Which one is it? It's one of those. I think it's that one. [points to the one on top] Or that one. [points to the one on bottom] Actually, I know which one it is but I'm not gonna tell you. Sorry. Have to figure this one out on your own. Hmm. I'm just gonna go over here while... [slowly leans down out of frame] while you... have you decided yet? Why haven't you decided yet?

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, Truth or Fail, clone

Note

Craig posted this video on his channel but it was made for the Truth or Fail channel. The same video appears on their channel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNuR3jLKreY. The entire game is hosted by Craig, who asks five questions, but he only posted this first one on his own channel.

External links

Beard Trivia for the gameshow Truth or Fail on YouTube