|Original Upload date||January 20, 2009|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||WheezyWaiter|
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Good morning beardlovers. Today is January 20th 2009.
Today is a very special day ... for me. I don't have any streamers or whistles to celebrate but I did find a slap bracelet. [slaps slap bracelet onto his wrist] Woo!
Why is today a day to celebrate? Well, I counted up all my episodes today, and let's just say that if you like numbers with two zeroes at the end of them or numbers that are easily square-rootable... [whispers:] square-rootable? ... or you like Benjamin Franklin on paper or if you like the month of October squared or if you like the amount of years George Burns lived if he lived to be 100 ... [slides into frame] He did. I just checked... or if one of the dalmatians gets kicked off a bridge and you like the number that's left over or if you like the number of beers on the wall plus one ... and who doesn't like more beer, am I right? ... I'm just saying, if you like this number and you apply it to my episode count ... oh *ding* it's the Obama inauguration today! Uhhh.... never mind.
I guess it's time for some Barack Obomelettes. Should probably do this again too. [slaps slap bracelet onto his wrist] Woo!
[The song "Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours" by Stevie Wonder plays over footage of Wheezy dancing, mixing eggs, pouring them into a pan, lip-syncing, grating cheese, adding salt and tabasco sauce, adding cheese to the eggs, lip-syncing again, putting omelette on the plate, taking a bite] Hmmm.... mmm... what's this? [pulls something out of his mouth] mmm... [holds up two coins to the camera] Change. Barack, I'm sure you're watching. Congratulations.
[wheezywaiter dot com outro]
This is the first appearance of a slap bracelet in Craig's videos.
Barack Obomelette on YouTube