At the Studio
|"At the Studio"|
|Original Upload date||October 27, 2010|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Outro||video game outro|
|Wink submitted by||Spiffersaurus|
[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. I know I said I wasn't gonna make a video today. Sometimes I like to lie. Sometimes I like to EXPLOSION.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Couldn't stay away. I EXPLODE you. By explode, I mean love. By love, I mean probably love. I don't know you. You could be a jerk. I gotta be honest. Honesty killed the cat. That's the wrong thing to say. Breathing is my thing. [Extreme closeup of him breathing in and out rapidly] EXPLOSION. [Some flames on his moustache] Aaah ooh [pats his moustache so flames go out] Ow.
Ow ow ow. [Rubbing his mouth] It's hardly worth it for something I'm not even sure is a thing.
In explosion news, [shows article] Missionary builds flying car, FAA certifies it.
That has less to do with explosions and more to do with things that are amazing but it does remind me of Chitty Chitty BANG BANG.
Speaking of awesome cars, [shows article] James Bond's gadget-filled Aston Martin for sale. It even has all the gadgets like a machine gun that shoots blanks [sound of machine gun fire and yelling].
I have an awesome super spy car too. Check it out.
[Craig filming inside his car.] Cup holders. [pulls out cup holders]
Yeah! [nods vigorously]
Also it shoots explosions. [An explosion comes from the white Corolla.] But whatever.
Oh yeah, I forgot to do this. It's WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY maybe. If Oprah tells me to make it a thing, I'll make it a thing.
Now I have to go to the studio to record with my band like I said I was gonna do yesterday. If what follows is footage from the band at the studio that means I had time to film stuff. If not, sorry. EXPLOSION!
[Text on screen: random footage of Driftless Pony Club at Phantom Manor Recording Studio]
[Shot of Sam.]
[Sam:] What are you doing?
[Sam:] What are you doing? [scratches his head]
[Shot of Matt. Matt looks over at the camera:] Get that thing out of my face! [puts his hand on lens and pushes it away]
[Shot of Mike Lust smiling at camera.]
[Craig:] Be really angry and tell me to stop filming you.
[The guys laugh as Mike's expression doesn't change.]
[Craig:] Or you could just look at the camera. And smile. That works.
[Craig doing backup vocals on his song:] They're foaming at the mouth. [Shot from outside the booth.] To keep the pressure coming out. Synchronize your arm of watches.
[Matt plays guitar and Craig sings gibberish:] Bling bling bling bloo bloo bling blong. Bling bloo bling bling bling blong. Notice the variation? Bling bling bling bling bling blong. That's the end. Of the song.
[Viewer:] Oooooooo..... [Text on screen: 73.5 seconds] [Winks (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro]
[Sing-chanting, pointing to annotation:] Supernote supernote supernote! Submit submit a supernote! I think Shay Carl's gonna try to enlist everybody to do a Supernote at the last second so I don't have time to catch up but I'm not really worried 'cause I think we're gonna win anyway but let's make sure that happens Supernote!
[Matt staring at camera.]
[Craig:] Hey Matt, play me a song.
[Matt:] Alright. I've been working on this one for a while.
[Craig:] What's it about?
[Matt:] Well, it's about, um, dads.
[Craig:] But you're not a dad.
[Matt:] I know, but I know a dad.
[Craig:] Ohhhhhh. Okay. Go.
[Matt:] You gotta write about what you know.
[Craig:] That's true. Play it.
[Matt holds up a tiny keyboard. Plays some notes on it, keeps playing.]
[Craig:] Is there any lyrics?
[Matt shakes his head. He plays the final notes and stops.]
[Craig:] It was terrible.
[Matt:] No it wasn't.
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