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Episode no. Episode 170
Original Upload date June 20, 2009
Running time 0:01:50
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro website/youtube outro
Wink submitted by Bobby (themefund)
Great People
Guests: Craig's dad
Episode chronology
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"Show Gun"
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"A Phone Call with Driftless Pony Club"



[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
Hey beardlovers. I'm in my old alma mater. The bedroom I grew up in in Wisconsin. Best thing about this house? [holds up a glass] E.T. glassware. [in an E.T. voice:] Elliot!
Who's that handsome senior in high school? [closeup of a photo] That look is too Dawson's Creek for me. That's why I went... [mimes taking hair from his head and putting that hair on his chin]
Another good thing about this house is that I get to see those people... umm.... pe... parents. No, that's not right.
And it happens to be Fathers Day weekend. At least in the US. I don't know... do you have fathers in other countries? I think I saw this movie once where this guy in Florida had a father, but that... oh... that's part of the Dominican Republic. Is that technically the US?
[Craig's dad is sitting next to him. Craig:] Happy Fathers Day, Dad.
[Craig's dad:] Thank you son. [turns to camera] I would also like to say...
[cut to Craig alone, sighing] Sorry about that. He tends to be a bit [makes hand signal for talking a lot] Get your own YouTube channel, right?
So about that live show that my band was going to do on BlogTV last night, umm, I feel terrible that it didn't work out. I just wanted to apologize. We had a lot of technical difficulties.
But really there was no guarantee we were going to do the show. Look what I said in previous videos. Look really closely this time.
[Clip:] Just to remind you, we're playing live on the internet tonight, June 19th [video freezes and a mouth superimposed over Craig's mouth says:] Maybe.
[Clip:] My band is playing a live show on the internet on Friday [video freezes as a superimposed mouth says:] hypothetically speaking, of course.
But in all seriousness, I'm sorry. I should be punished. Tell me how you think I should be punished in the comments. [Title on screen: Thanks for the twitter suggestion, umbrellaboy.] I'll take the most feasible and we'll vote on them.
[Bobby strokes his beard:] Oh, sorry. I got lost in the glory that is my beard. This is the foothills of Appalachia and you're watching The Show with Ze Frank. Wait a minute! [wink (ding)]
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
One more thing. Since our live show fell through, my band did record a live set, which will be uploaded to our band's YouTube channel. Click on E.T. to go there and subscribe. Videos will be uploaded soon. Right, E.T.? [in E.T. voice:] Ouch. [Craig's voice again:] You always say that. [E.T. voice:] Ouch.

Recurring elements

beardlovers, Driftless Pony Club (DPC), wink

Related videos

Clips came from Driftless Pony Club and Show Gun.

External links

Apology on YouTube