All Time Love Shack
|"All Time Love Shack"|
|Original Upload date||July 8, 2009|
|Intro||Wheezy beard intro|
|Wink submitted by||cardboardvideo|
|Guests:||All Time Low (Jack, Alex, Zack, Rian)|
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
[Craig driving the car] Hey beardlovers. It's 6 am. I'm on my way to pick up the band All Time Low at the O'Hare Airport. My life is weird.
To kill some time, did I ever tell you the story about the fist bump? Well, when the fist bump first became popular, I became obsessed. I'd go around and say, hey what's up? boom! [fist bumps] Hey, what's up? Boom. [fist bump] I'd go crazy. I started doing it to walls, my toaster. It got outta hand. And then I got this pain in my wrist. And I went to the doctor, and the doctor said, If you do one more fist bump, your fist is gonna fall off. Yeah. So I don't do that anymore.
I kinda want some orange juice. I wonder if I can get them to smuggle some orange juice off their plane.
[driving and singing:] Love shack baby! Love shack, baby. Love shaaack. That's where it's at. Love shaaack. Blah blahdy blah.
I'm a singer in a band.
All Time Low. It's kind of a downer of a band name, don't you think? What about, like, All Time Puppies or All Time Foot Massages.
I have to find the cell phone lot. Apparently there's a lot that's a... my rear windshield wiper is on. I have to find the cell phone lot. Apparently there's a lot with a pile of cell phones. That's what I'm imagining.
I saw the cell phone lot. Looks just like any other lot.
[Adjusts camera. Two guys wave from the back seat. On the left sits guy in the hat. On the right, guy with glasses.]
[Craig:] So did you guys bring any orange juice with you?
[Guy with glasses:] No. Why? Why would we bring that?
[Craig:] That sucks. So I don't know how Alex is in the band but I'm a lead singer in a band and what I like to do is, you know, make sure every... I like to say things, like, you know, I make all the decisions. I'm right.
[Guy in glasses:] Right.
[Craig:] Don't... don't talk to me.
[Guy with glasses:] He's the same way.
[Craig:] You know? And then I just like to smack 'em around a bit, you know?
[Guy with glasses:] Physically smack around?
[Craig:] Like, is that.... Is that how it works in your band?
[Guy with glasses:] He has a steel toed boot.
[Guy with glasses:] Talk back he gets to kick us in the butt.
[Craig:] Oh. Oh man.
[Guy with glasses:] You can't really sit down in some positions now.
[Guy in the hat:] If you have one of those, like, inflatable rings that you can sit on, that'd be awesome.v [Guy with glasses:] Yeah.
[Craig:] Okay... Yeah, I'll see what I can do.
[Guy in the hat:] I don't know if those sell those at gas stations in Chicago.
[Craig:] I got duct tape.
[Guy in the hat:] That'll work.
[Guy in the hat appears to be sleeping now.]
[Craig:] So is it true what they say, as a rock star, if I touch you, do I turn into magic? Is that... is that true?
[Guy with glasses:] I've never actually heard that before, but yes, it is true.
[Craig:] It is?
[Guy with glasses:] Yeah. First time i heard that...
[Craig:] So can... can I... can I? [extends his finger for the guy with glasses to touch. He does.]
[Guy with glasses:] Nothing?
[Craig:] I think I am magic. Yeah. I think I am. Wow. Thank you.... So you guys wanna listen to some, uh, David Hasselhoff or something? Because that's... I love David Hasselhoff.
[Guy with glasses:] He's great.
[Craig:] Yeah, you like David Hasselhoff?
[Guy with glasses:] No.
[Craig:] Do you think you could cover Love Shack for me when you play?
[Guy with glasses:] Love Shack?
[Guy with glasses:] I mean... I guess. Why not?
[Craig:] You think I can sing when you cover it?
[Guy with glasses:] You a good singer?
[Craig:] Umm... I'm pretty good. [flashback to Craig singing Love Shack earlier in the video] I can croon a little bit.
[Guy with glasses:] You croon?
[Guy with glasses:] Is that a word?
[Craig:] That is a word. Yes.
[Guy with glasses:] I need to go back to college.
[shot of crowd of people waiting to enter the All Time Low concert] So I feel old. [Craig inside, partly silhouetted by a light from stage:] My bald spot is gleaming. [Watching band warm up. One guy is strumming bass. Craig touches it.]
[Bass player:] Yo, what the *ding*, man! That's not cool.
[Shot of concert. Lead singer says:] We're All Time Low. We're very happy to be here. Thank you for having us. [Audience screams.] With that said, let's get this *ding*ing party started.
[Video freezes momentarily for voiceover from Craig:] Due to legalities, I can't actually play the original band audio. But that's okay. I've got something better.
[Video of All Time Low playing as Craig sings in voiceover:]
Heading down the Atlanta highway,
Lookin' for a love getaway,
Headed for a love getaway,
Got me a car. It's.... [stops singing] Okay, that's enough.
[Back at the airport with the band. One of the band members says:] Alright, thanks a lot, man. I'll see you later, alright? [Band guy puts his fist up for a fist bump. extends his arm for a fist bump. Craig looks down at the guy's fist and back at the guy:] Just do it. Just do it. It's fine. [Craig fist bumps him.]
[Craig back in his car:] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! My fist fell off. I'm bleeding a lot. Like, all over.
[wheezywaiter.com youtube.com/wheezywaiter outro]
Singin' in a car. Now that's comedy. These people around me, they have no idea what kind of hilarity is going on around them. They have no idea. I think that guy knows. He keeps looking at me.
All Time Low: From the comments, I have discerned that guy with glasses is Jack. Guy in the hat is Alex. The guy with the bass is Zack. Fistbump guy is Rian.
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