A Very Wheezy Christmas
|"A Very Wheezy Christmas"|
|Original Upload date||December 21, 2007|
|Intro||chips and salsa intro|
|Wink submitted by||Craig's dad|
Passengers in car w/Craig|
Craig's sister Melissa
[wheezywaiter dot com chips and salsa intro]
Hey wheezies. It's December 21st.
[Phone rings with the Since You've Been Gone cover ringtone.]
Oh, one second.
Hello? Oh hi Mom. Come home? Why? December 25th? What, is that your birthday? Ohhh... Jesus' birthday. Well, I guess I'll come home. I love you too.
I forgot. I have to head home for Christmas. But I don't have a car.
I know. I'll get there by song.
Alright, cue bells, snow, and bad Christmas shirt!
[Singing:] Dashing through the snow [Wheezy packs his bag, opens, spins, and closes the chamber of a gun which he then puts in his bag], in a one-horse open sleigh, [Wheezy walks through the snow in shorts] o'er the fields we go, [cows moooing as Wheezy passes them hitchhiking. A car stops to pick him up.] laughing all the way [Wheezy and other passengers in the car sing] ha ha ha, [Wheezy sings] bells on bobtail ring, [Wheezy stands in front of the sign for 'Marshall Welcomes You'] [close-up on signs about Marshall winning SCLS Library of the Year in 2004 and gymnastics in 1973] making spirits bright, what fun it is to ride [Wheezy enters his house] and sing a sleighing song tonight. [Opens his arms for a hug and gets handed a broom.] Oh Jingle Bells [Wheezy wearing a Kiss the Cook apron], jingle bells [sweeps the kitchen floor], jingle all the way [tastes from pot on stove], oh what fun it is to ride [rolls cookie dough and begins to eat some] in a one-horse [cleans toilet] open sleigh...
[Craig's dad:] Get drunk!
[Still singing] Jingle bells [hangs ornament on tree], jingle bells, jingle all the way [takes off his sock and puts it next to the Christmas stockings], oh [clone appears] what [another clone appears] fun [the clones sing together:] it is to ride in a [the whole family sings together] one-horse open sleigh. Hey!
[Wheezy's dad walks up to the camera and winks]
This is the first time the snow sweatshirt appears in a video.
A Very Wheezy Christmas on YouTube