A Streetcar Named Explosion

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"A Streetcar Named Explosion"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 328
2010
Original Upload date June 9, 2010
Running time 0:02:16
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro sunglasses outro
Wink submitted by johnnyonfire7
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Transcript

[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. I think I'm done with explosions. It's just not something... [ducks as a missile flies by and his bookshelf explodes. A pile of books and stuff is left in the explosion's wake.] Apparently explosions aren't done with me yet.
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
So, apparently it's WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY [He is propelled by an explosion over to the pile of stuff where his bookshelf used to be. He picks up a book.] Hmm. [The book is a Streetcar Named Desire] Stellaaaaaaaaaaa!... Oops, I mean, EXPLOSION Wednesday.
I always get explosions and Tennessee Williams lines confused. It's a condition. Look it up. But if you find something, let me know because I just made that up.
Check out this awesome picture of a supernova. [Picture of a supernova] [As we look at the picture, Craig talks on a Southern accent:] Give me another bath towel to dry my hair with. I've just washed it. [Cuts from the picture of the supernova to Craig reading A Streetcar Named Desire.] I mean, [shows picture again] explosion.
In explosive news, [shows article] women really exploded on the scene winning four key primaries in the U.S. Let's do a female explosion. [Pictures of the four women winners explode as Craig describes] Flowers, flowers, flowers, flowers.
Was that sexist? Probably. I was just kidding. Can you just kid sexism? Probably. [long pause] Probably not.
So recently Apple unveiled Safari 5 and here's an article on how to install EXPLOSIONS [explosion over the word "Extensions" in the headline]. Oh, no, wait, that's extensions. Never mind.
According to Stedman Graham, [shows article] Chicago doesn't appreciate OPRAH. That's right, the word Oprah warrants an explosion. What do you want from me, Stedman Graham? I'm from Chicago. I don't watch Oprah but I appreciate what she's done. Here, how about this? Appreciate appreciate appreciate appreciate appreciate appreciate appreciate appreciate appreciate appreciate appreciate [breathes in and out deeply] Breathing is my thing. Is that good enough for you, Stedman Graham? Or Steddy as I often like to call you starting now for the first time? Also, who the hell is Stedman Graham?
[shows Wikipedia page about Stedman Graham] Stedman Graham is an American educator, author, businessman, and speaker, who... Graham and Winfrey were ENGAGED to be married in November... He is also the founder of AAD, a non-profit organization that provides services to youth and has awarded over 1.5 million scholarships since the beg.... [sighs] Sounds like Chicago should be appreciating you, Steddy. Although you don't warrant very many explosions.
You know what? I'm just going to go ahead and appreciate who I want, okay? And I appreciate Stella. [Holds up A Streetcar Named Desire] Except that that's Blanche. [points to cover] Or Stanley. I don't know. I saw the movie in high school once. I don't... I barely remember it. EXPLOSION!
[Viewer:] I totally don't want to do this, but my mom's making me. [Winks (ding)]
[Wheezy Waiter sunglasses outro]
So apparently... So, apparently, it's WEDNESDAY, WEDNES... [Reading from A Streetcar Named Desire in a Southern accent] Give me another bath towel to dry my hair with. I've just washed it.

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, Explosion Wednesday, headlines, breathing being his thing, Wikipedia, wink, outtakes

External links

A Streetcar Named Explosion on YouTube