A Serious 2011

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"A Serious 2011"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 442
2011
Original Upload date January 3, 2011
Running time 0:03:50
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro video game outro
Wink submitted by Hereticxxii
Handstand Info
No. of Attempts 1
Did His Wallet Fall Out? No
No. Without the Wall: 1
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Transcript

[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. So I've decided in 2011, I will only be making serious videos. Starting right after this laughter.
Hahahahaha. Oh geez. Hahahaha.
[Serious face]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
First serious topic on the agenda: [shows article] underage drinking soars at New Year's.
Kids, what are you doing? Underage drinking is serious. It's dangerous and it's illegal and it's illegal. There are much better things you can do at parties for fun [camera pans to the left to the beer bottle on his desk] instead of drinking ... hey, what are you doing? Are you looking at this beer? Are you drunk? What's going on? Hey! Look at it a little closer, alright, drunkards? [Bottle switches to a can with duct tape covering the brand] See? [Wheezy rips off duct tape] It's ginger ale. I tricked you. Your drunk mind couldn't figure it out. I'm telling your mother. Not joking. I'm serious. Wait until you're of age, kids, or in my case, [opens beer] wait until you're 45. [Subtitle: I'm 30.] What? What? What? What?
In other serious news, [shows article] what made thousands of birds fall from the sky?
The sky, not this guy.
The article gives many theories like weather-related, fireworks, poisoning, blahditty-blah. But I know the real truth. Right, eagle?
[Eagle flies into frame]
Right, eagle? Right, eagle? Right, eagle? Right, eagle? Right, eagle? Right, eagle? Right? Rrrrr....
Answer me. [Eagle squawk]
Ah ha! I don't speak eagle. Write it down.
[A paper falls from above.] Ahhh, here we go. Ah wingdings again.
[Holding up page] There you go, underagers. I'll give you something more fun to do. Try to translate this.
But seriously, you don't have to do that. You could go out, get some friends, or get a job or play video games. I played a lot of video games ... Am I still holding this?
Now time for a serious moment.
2010 was one of the best years of my life. Maybe THE best, but I don't want to talk in absolutes. I don't mean vodka, underagers. I started last year out with 16,000 YouTube subscribers and at the beginning of January I gave you an ultimatum saying that if I got 100,000 by the end of January I would make a video every weekday for the rest of the year. I ended up not getting 100,000 by the end of January but I decided to make a video almost every weekday for the rest of the year anyway. And I did. And halfway through the year I was able to quit my office job and do this full-time. This right here. This stuff. [Banjo face]
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait... I love it when the coffee's done!
Serious my way to the coffee! All's well that ends serious. Seriousness is the best medicine. There's nothing better than the sound of a child's seriousness. A serious bird in the hand is worth two silly birds in the hand.
[Does a handstand]
I still do those on my second channel, by the way. Check 'em out.
We friggin' won the Super Note competition. We designed and made a Wheezy Shoe.
And because you are here with me, I get to do this stuff every day, and I thank you thank you thank you unless this is the first video of mine you've ever seen. In that case, I'm not related to Phil Collins or Kevin Spacey. You wouldn't happen to be Scarlett Johansson by any chance, would you? No? I'm sure you're still a good person.
2010 was amazing but unfortunately for 2010, I think 2011 is going to be even better. I'd like to do bigger projects this year. Bigger video productions. My band is going on tour in March. There's info about that in the doobly-doo. You know, stuff that tricks people into thinking I'm more professional. I'm gonna open up the YouTube Moderator on my channel for you to leave suggestions about what I or we could do in 2011. As for that serious videos in all of 2010 [subtitle saying 2011] I talked about earlier, HAHAHAHA. Yeah. That's for real.
[Viewer-submitted wink (ding)]
[Wheezy video game outro]
[Outtakes:] What made thousands of birds fall from the sky?
There are much better things you can do when you're drunk at parties. I mean... not when you're drunk.

Recurring elements

singing rug, headlines, eagle, ultimatum, banjo face, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait..., "I love it when the coffee's done!", handstand, Supernote, Wheezy shoe, Scarlett Johansson, Driftless Pony Club (DPC), doobly-doo, wink, outtakes

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External links

A Serious 2011 on Youtube