A Conversation with Yesterday's Comments

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"A Conversation with Yesterday's Comments"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 507
2011
Original Upload date May 17, 2011
Running time 0:03:27
Intro Wheezy beard intro
Outro video game outro
Wink submitted by modoggie10
Featured Clones
Episode chronology
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"The Most Limitless Video on Youtube"
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"Exploding Watermelon!"

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Transcript

[slides in/singing rug]
Hey beardlovers. [gasps] Wearing my new glasses! The world looks a lot better through them. See? [Puts glasses up to camera. Through them, we see that Craig's head looks like Scarlett Johansson's head.]
[Wheezy Waiter beard intro]
So it's Tuesday and today I wanted to talk to you about...
[shows solzaproductions' comment:] huh?
[speaking louder] So it's Tuesday. And today I wanted to talk to you about....
[shows mikasackw's comment:] AHHHHHHHHHH!
Were you just trying to do a harmony with me or was that too loud?
[shows hannahvolck's comment:] yes
So, first or second thing I said?
[shows yokosack's comment:] first
Oh, okay. [shows mikasackw's comment again and harmonizes with it] AHHHHHHHH!
Nailed it.
[shows shippem's comment:] Octaves aren't harmonies!
Oh who cares? I just love rock and roll. You know? Like that Joan Jett song?
[shows TheFrameHunters' comment:] I am not old enough.
Just go look it up.
[shows mexicouldifiwantedto's comment:] joan jett's hot
Really? You think so?
[A clone emerges behind Craig.] Quit talking to the commenters. You're wasting time.
[Craig:] Shut up, stupid clone. Get to the alligator pit. I'll do what I want.
[Clone:] I thought you'd say that. [jumps into the alligator pit] Whaaaaa! [alligator munches]
[Craig:] Anyway, I don't remember Joan Jett looking that good. Let me take a closer look here. [leans towards his monitor, which has a picture of Joan Jett on it.] Huh. I guess you're right. She does look good. [Through Craig's glasses, we see a picture of Scarlett Johansson.] I don't even remember her being blonde.
[shows flipzout100's comment:] wheezy was multitasking with scarlett.
No I wasn't. [Craig's face turns red. Really red.]
[shows N02505's comment:] redtube
Quit making fun of me. That's it. I've reached my limit.
[shows chickennugget882's comment:] The limit does not exist.
Yeah? Prove it.
[shows KhaosTy's comment, which is a complex mathematical formula]
Very funny. [growls]
[shows Veektoereeah's comment:] I love the way Craig frustratedly growls under his breath like a little kid.
Stop talking about me like I'm not here. I'm angry now. Shut up!!
[shows tabycat273's comment, an emoticon :'D makes a crying sound]
Oh, I didn't... I didn't mean to make you cry.
[shows Sebastianin2010's comment:] gah hhuh uh
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
[shows SollaceLux's comment and reads it louder:] GAH HHUH UH.
Your emotions seem to be rather heightened today. What's going on?
[shows Linemen4life58's comment:] I was enjoying beer lol.
What?
[shows tanyarm's comment:] LOL!!!
No, the part about the beer. How old are you?
[shows hunteronastick's comment:] Uh.... 21.
That's a lie if I've ever told one. [points to camera] And I've told a lot.
[shows JPProducing's comment:] You pointed right to my Twitter tab.
Oh. [points slightly higher] Sorry. How old are you really?
[shows karathenerd's comment:] I'm 14, so I don't have any beer, so I held up my seltzer bottle. It that sufficient?
Hmmm. Look at my finger. Follow it with your eyes.
[shows TheLethalized's comment, which is an emoticon :O ]
[Craig moves his finger to his right/our left]
[shows TheLethalized's comment again:  :O ]
[Craig moves his finger back towards the center]
[shows lucky1drama1us1's comment, which is an emoticon: xD ]
Ah ha! Say the alphabet.
[shows metsfane's comment: dwsfaswrgwaes]
Oooh... yep. You're drunk. I can't believe it. You disappoint me.
[shows ThEJoshPazos' comment and reads it in slurred voice:] wheres ur girlfriend? and why do u look alike my gym couch?
I'm just gonna let you sit there and sober up for a while. [Adjusts lens so the picture is out of focus]
[shows Xraller's comment:] Thanks Craig, I needed that. Focus!
Wow. [focuses the camera] That was quick.
[shows trainlover66's comment:] lol
What's so funny?
[shows theshugchannel's comment:] I farted.
Well, that happens after you've been drinking.
[shows IBBSpider's comment:] it made me lol.
Yeah. You told me. Just don't do it again.
[shows warlion's comment:] second lol
That's it! No more time. Video over. I quit.
[shows Kailan54321's comment:] Can't you just make more time with your time machine?
Oh yeah. I guess I could try. [gets up and goes through doorway in background]
[Title on screen: minutes ago]
Really? You think so?
[Time traveling Craig emerges behind Craig.] Quit talking to the commenters. You're wasting time.
[Craig:] Shut up, stupid clone. Get to the alligator pit. I'll do what I want.
[Time traveling Craig :] I thought you'd say that. [jumps into the alligator pit] Whaaaaa! [alligator munches]
[Craig:] Anyway, I don't remember Joan Jett looking that good. Let me take a closer look here.
[Title on screen: back to present] [Craig's apartment appears empty. He walks in from the left side of the frame]
Hey. A clone been vlogging again? Agh, someone's going to the alligator pit. [sits down] Smells like someone's been drinking too. [sniffs, looked grossed out] And other things. Might as well finish what he started. How do I end this thing?
[shows lizzlefly's comment:] Curtains.
What?
[shows Averybleh's comment:] curtains.
But what do I say?
[shows noferblatz's comment:] Wheezy - one word, dude: Curtains.
Alright, I hope no one dislikes this. Curtains. [Curtains close over the frame while audience applause can be heard. Craig waves.]
[shows Crystalsight555's comment: No dislike -claps- good job!!]
[Wheezy Waiter video game outro]
[Viewer submitted skeptical wink (ding)]
[outtakes] Oh I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... [Craig looks at his monitor and cries. Words fly from his mouth: gah hhuh uh]

Recurring elements

singing rug, beardlovers, Scarlett Johansson, conversation with comments, clone, alligator pit, turning red from embarrassment, time travel, wink, outtakes, flying-words sob

Firsts

This is the first video in which the entire video is a conversation with comments.

Related videos

These comments all came from the previous day's video, The Most Limitless Video on Youtube.

External links

A Conversation with Yesterday's Comments on YouTube