? - (1000th Video!)

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"? - (1000th Video!)"
WheezyWaiter video
Episode no. Episode 1,390
Original Upload date September 15, 2014
Running time 0:03:24
Wink submitted by Chyna
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  • Craig: Hmm.
  • Craig: Hmm.
  • Craig: Hey Beardlovers. I have several cameras going, because this is a very special video. This is my 1000th video and I don't want to miss a thing. I'm also not gonna edit at all.
  • Craig: First on the list of many things that I have planned today: We are read off the list of all WheezyWaiter videos in reverse order. OK.
  • Craig: EVERYTHING IS POSSUM!, My Slow Descent Into Madness, YouTube's Crummiest Video Ever!, Really Sexy Ice Bucket Challenge, really m... wait. There's kind of a pattern going on here. Something weird going on here. Can't... OK, it starts round about there.
  • Craig: Chyna!
  • Chyna: Yeah?
  • Craig: Can you come here?
  • Chyna: Yeah.
  • Craig: Yeah. I want you to check something.
  • Chyna: OK.
  • Craig: Just have a seat right here.
  • Chyna: Mh-hm.
  • Craig: OK. See that... video there?
  • Chyna: Mh-hm.
  • Craig: If you read the first... I think, if you read the first letter of the title of that, up, all the way up, what does that say?
  • Craig: ... can scroll up. Here.
  • Chyna: Wait, read the first what?
  • Craig: The first letter of the title. Right there.
  • Chyna: Uh-huh.
  • Craig: Right there. All the way up, all those first letters.
  • Chyna: "Chyna"...
  • [title card reads "3 months ago"]
  • [title card reads "Craig Can't Sleep"}
  • Craig: [ past video ] See, here's the thing.
  • [title card spells "C"]
  • [title card reads "Happy Friday the 13th"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] It's cookie.
  • [title card spells "C-H"]
  • [title card reads "Your Favourite Video"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] [off-screen] Why this is your favourite video.
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y"]
  • [title card reads "News About Tour"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] And now it's time for some news about...
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N"]
  • [title card reads "A Sexy Summer Solstice"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] Hey...
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A"]
  • [title card reads "Where We've Been"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] Double-u Tee Eff...
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W"]
  • [title card reads "I'm Back Home!"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] I'm back home, Beadlovers...
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I"]
  • [title card reads "Let's Fight!"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] Hey Beardlovers...
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I-L"]
  • [title card reads "Life Hacks That Will Make Your Life Worse"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] Life hacks that will make you life worse...
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I-L-L"]
  • [title card reads "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COFFEE!!"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] Why, hello Beardlovers, you...
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I-L-L Y"]
  • [title card reads "OH MY DOG!"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] Oh. Hey, Beardlovers.
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I-L-L Y-O"]
  • [title card reads "Understanding Beards"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] You. Ready to understand beards...
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I-L-L Y-O-U"]
  • [title card reads "MY APARTMENT FLOODED! I friggin forgot to start this video saying the letter 'M'. Gaaaaaaah!"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] Hey Beardlovers.
  • Speech impediment guy: Where are you, WheezyWaiter?
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I-L-L Y-O-U M"]
  • [title card reads "A Robin Williams Ramble"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] A great, uh, hero of mine was lost yesterday, Robin Williams
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I-L-L Y-O-U M-A"]
  • [title card reads "Really AMAZING Vidcon Performance Ruined by JACKSFILMS"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] Are... you ready for my VidCon performance?
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I-L-L Y-O-U M-A-R"]
  • [title card reads "Really Sexy Ice Bucket Challenge"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] Are you ready for the Ice Bucket Challenge?
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I-L-L Y-O-U M-A-R-R"]
  • [title card reads "YouTube's Crummiest Video Ever!"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] [crunches] Why has it been so long since I've been to the grocery store?
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I-L-L Y-O-U M-A-R-R-Y"]
  • [title card reads "My Slow Descent Into Madness"]
  • Craig: [ past video ] Emily Dickinson once said...
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I-L-L Y-O-U M-A-R-R-Y M"]
  • [title card reads "My Slow Descent Into Madness"]
  • Craig: [ EVERYTHING IS POSSUM! ] [to the tune of the Star Wars theme] E-mails, checking those e-mails...
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I-L-L Y-O-U M-A-R-R-Y M-E"]
  • [title card reads "? - (1000th Video!!)"]
  • Craig: [ this video ] Hm...
  • [title card spells "C-H-Y-N-A W-I-L-L Y-O-U M-A-R-R-Y M-E-?"]
  • Chyna: "Chyna"... "will"... "you"... "marry me"
  • Craig: Hi.
  • Chyna: [sobs]
  • Chyna: [kisses Craig]
  • Craig: I was gonna say something, but-
  • Craig: Will you marry me?
  • Chyna: Yes.
  • Craig: I had a whole
  • Chyna: Of course.
  • Craig: ... other thing planned, but now I can't say anything.
  • Chyna: Of course.
  • Craig: Can I put this on here?
  • Chyna: Yeah.
  • Chyna: Let me take this off.
  • Chyna: [sobs]
  • Craig: She said yes, guys.
  • [title card reads "& for those who just HAVE to see..."]
  • Craig: Thanks for sticking around for a thousand videos, Beardlovers. You wanna do the wink?
  • Chyna: Yeah.
  • Craig: Go for it.
  • Chyna: *wink*
  • Craig: Thanks, fiancee.

Recurring elements

Mitzy, Chyna in video, wink

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